This Is Not A Love Story

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Hi, I'm Shannon. I love pink lingerie and guys with beards.

bingedrunk:

when you’ve been with the same guy for 4 years

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(Source: partynoxious, via confirmance)

— 1 minute ago with 42259 notes

masserror:

theatrefetish:

thegirlwithkittyears:

thegirlwithkittyears:

people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with

jesus christ i’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when thats not what i was saying

7:00 P.M.

AS IN THE FUCKING TIME

I thought you meant past age 7 and I was rly confused

"Happy birthday son. Since you’re eight now it’s time you learn about kilts.”

(Source: j0ye, via standpoor)

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dirtsbag:

is this why i’m single 

dirtsbag:

is this why i’m single 

(Source: gagmeniall, via royeah)

— 4 minutes ago with 230603 notes

snorlaxatives:

it’s 2014 and there’s still guys tryna rock the 2009 justin bieber hairstyle please love yourself

(via confirmance)

— 4 minutes ago with 155790 notes

"my baby" i say in regards to someone that is older than me and over half a fuckin foot taller than i am

(Source: jaclcfrost, via arielatlant1ca)

— 7 minutes ago with 113933 notes